*Bro I think I'm Bi*

My name is Bro, 22, from Bosna-Hurts-The-Govna.

I like long walks at the land fill and getting my butt touched.

allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

(Source: itsthethoughtofyou, via finsforlegs)

vvhaleshark:

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

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